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lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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daximed:

Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”

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comickit:

I’m not badass I’m sadass I cry about everything

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thatsmoderatelyraven:

you could spell pennslyvnaia wrong and usually no one notices

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brawn:

remember when being thirsty meant you needed a drink??!?!?!

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biophosphoradelecrystalluminesce:

sure everyone says theyre excited about ‘spirit week’ but the minute i awaken a few ancient spirits and raise the dead suddenly im a ‘witch’ and ‘ruining homecoming’

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meatbicyclevevo:

urtube:

I hope all of you end up living in houses similar to the ones you built for your sims to live in

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supernatural-mishamigo:

vvaddles:

theselener:

vvaddles:

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

whats a matter baby

nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??

I literally did not see that coming

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askfenderman:

skunktheslender:

deckster:

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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