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elmakias:

wayfaringpunk:

I have never related more to a tweet

respect

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

(via citizen-okayne)

gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol
stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

#i want a bag of reject nerds#oh wait i’m on tumblr they’re everywhere

i hate you

seriousjones:

you: i’ll have one beer please

me: oh sorry we don’t drink here, this is a straightedge bar

you: so what do you do?

everyone in the bar:

image

(via foxnewsofficial)

malijuanastyles:

malijuanastyles:

I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all

do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post

(Source: nizzlekicks, via spraysausage)

foxnewsofficial:

u look great
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