when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
you: i’ll have one beer please
me: oh sorry we don’t drink here, this is a straightedge bar
you: so what do you do?
everyone in the bar:
I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all
do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post